squeezel 

1. (n) Vietnamese term for a porcupine.

Popularized in the Vietnam episode of Anthony Bordain's 'No Reservations' when he nervously watches the preparation of an unfamilar woodland animal and later finds a quill in his soup, thus revealing the true nature of the animal.

Squeezel soup? WTF is a squeezel?

squeezel by Locker June 11, 2007

squeezel 

1. to knowingly squeeze in ahead of someone or something even though it is not yet your turn

2. one who takes undo advantage of an opportunity to get ahead of someone else

I was next in line to park my car, but out of nowhere that blue car squeezeled into my space.

squeezel by Alley Cat Smith September 4, 2014

Squeezel 

A person or organization who attempts to squeeze every last dollar form one's pocket through weasel like means.

Those squeezels at the IRS said I owe five years worth of back taxes.

Squeezel by WhtRbbt August 23, 2007

Squeezel 

A Squeezel is something that one must like and or love, no related to any furry woodland creature. Commonly used in the form "squeezel" or "ilikesqueezels". Not a common name for a Korean game player. Rarely is it used in conjuncation with a clan or guild abbreviation.

Can be used in many creative forms, not recommended for use by AOL users.

Squeezel by Josh November 29, 2004

squeezel sheep

Anyone who lives in a favilla and speciailizes in the art of shank making

"Give that squeezel sheep a post-it and cap from a 20oz coke bottle and he will make 7 shanks."

squeezel sheep by [e-mail] August 11, 2006

Squeeze Burger 

An adorably cute dog (cat, person, etc.) that you have an irresistible urge to snuggle.

"Come here girl! Come on! That's it! Who's a good doggie? You are. Oh yes you are. You are so cute, you little squeeze burger."

Squeeze Burger by goose_on_a_roof October 28, 2020

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Squeeze the burrito by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017