is when you change into a different character. a specific time of day when you turn into weezel when your inner self is out and weezifed to the public.
by Dylie July 7, 2009
by anonymous April 19, 2004
by WEEZEL May 6, 2003
The man in charge of analyzing the stock markets and directing a group of stock weezels of when and what stock to buy. The objective is to get in and get out quickly with as much profit as possible.
I don't know how he does it but wish I could pick stocks like the alpha weezel, the guy is a genius!
by mrkts4fun April 5, 2008
A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.
Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!
by mrkts4fun April 5, 2008
A penis that has been slept on or previously thought of as sub par but in reality is a sneakily fantastic penis in overall appearance, girth, and length.
Yo Jeff, I heard that cripple in the band actually has a weezel dick, rumor has it he has been hooking up with a playboy bunny.
by StiffyLongBottom May 25, 2022