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Spankinator 

A dad who always beats his kids.
I’m scared to break any rules or get in in trouble because my Spankinator dad will kick my ass.
Spankinator by Jahamez May 7, 2019
when you blow your beer bloated cock sauce all over a fat chicks mug or pumpkin .... hence spunk and pumpkin together ..... SPUNKIN
Happy Swalloween ! shes a good sport after takin a major spunkin from the boys chess club at lunch time ! hip hip WHOREay
Spunkin by Sick One December 8, 2006

spunknami 

My primitive companion mis-submitted this a little.

It was actually coined to refer to an unfeasibly large - and dangerous - tumult of knacker lacquer jetted onto a person or persons unknown.
Cover my arse and back in a boiling hot spunknami.
spunknami by Daniel Norcott February 8, 2005

Spunkin' Donuts 

The act of masturbating with your wang under the hand-drier in a Dunkin' Donuts bathroom.
Dude, While my girl was ordering up a bagel at Dunkin' Donuts, I was having a good time at Spunkin' Donuts!

Spunking 

Spunking or Cum kiss A kiss where you share the cum, in or off your partner's mouth or lips
Spunking: A kiss where you share the cum, (semen or pussy juices) in or off your partner's or partners mouth and/or lips sometimes known as a Cum Kiss
Spunking by ToyBare January 2, 2010

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.
What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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