Spumf

A midgets cum

I got spumf in my eye

by Hoji12 December 4, 2015

spamfluencer

Was there ever was a more pointless "job" than this new breed of lazy people called "influencers", who get given free stuff, so that they can then post videos, to try to "influence" people into buying the items........
They are the human equivalent of SPAM, or pop-up ads.
Can you remember the shoite catalogues that used to come through the door for incontinence pants and corduroy trousers.... influencers are them !!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPAMFLUENCERS !!!!!!!!!!!

More pointless crap that spamfluencers are trying to get us to buy on tik tok !!!!!

Fake celebs trying to off-load pointless tat, cos they got it FREE.

by Peters a star January 8, 2021

Slumflower

A person of inspiration who is proud of their long saggy tits. These are indeed something to be celebrated and revered. Boob jobs are bad

I really love that slumflower

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

spume

froth on waves

They frolicked in the spume
until one of them trod on something
sharp.

by Crack D'Or July 10, 2003

Skumfuk

A person worth absolutely nothing, serves no purpose to society, and is rejected by most people.
See Sum 41 "Skumfuk"

"Dude, look at that Skumfuk over there."

by Solowingpixy22 September 9, 2011

spumbler

Someone who regularly squirts their own jizz into their own mouth

Toby is such a spumbler...he spumbles all the time

by Anonymous0123987 January 1, 2017

Spuma

Spooning friends from behind - against their will - while wearing puma shoes. Sometimes while mid-run.

a heteosexual surprise sport

Did you see Adam Spuma the shit out of that guy the other day??

by evilBaron April 21, 2011