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Spumfags are hardcore spumco fanboys and wannabe cartoon purists, often parroting john kricfalusi's two decade old blogposts to make themselves seem smart and are constantly bitching about things that don't like.
Old Man Jim: These woke millennial trash are poisoning our culture with their YA queer cartoons! This is not the spum way!

The Ghost of John K: What a spumfag..
Spumfag by AwesomeSauceEric August 22, 2025
A faggot tiktokker-looking person who smokes enough weed to steal from their parents

Half their day is on facetime

Our current world seems to be run on these idiots. In the end, it’s better business for people like Bill Maher and Seth Meyers to reference their stupidity

An early sign of this disease is males (tend to be blond) in shorts too high above the knees, almost underwear-like

Brits

Zombies of the Marijuana Epidemic

Tend to bring up alcohol in a Marijuana debate immediately when someone expresses their concerns about Marijuana

A tier lower than the Douchefag
I have my gun ready for in case that scumfag arrives my house

That scumfag doesn’t flush the toilet and smells like shit with bad breath but keeps his skin clean

Wow, a 16 year old scumfag vaping. Havent seen that before

What is it about that scumfag’s perm hair with short sides that make him feel so entitled treat girls like shit

I heard he voted for Trump and watches other youtube douchefags like Joe Bongino and Tucker Carlson, and a little Joe Rogan on the side. What a total scumfag

Person 1- I believe weed makes the majority of its consumers lazy, stupid, and thieving pieces of trash who get angered and emotion easily and can’t think logically, as well as its fair share of car accidents and other stuff.

Retard- “BUT ALCOHOL”

Scumfags rule the world
scumfag by nitnas ogied December 1, 2021
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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