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sprockets

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.
"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets
by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004
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sprockets

Nature items, such as rocks, bones, driftwood etc. collected while exploring a natural environment.
We came home from our camping trip last weekend with backpack full of sprockets.
by Thundering Dragon June 20, 2011
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Sprockets growl

An expression of annoyance, anger, or disgust (often used when making light of the situation) in the form of a guttural "aaaaaaaargh,” derived from an episode of the Saturday Night Live sketch "Sprockets" (starring Mike Myers as Dieter, the eccentric German talk-show host) that contained the feature "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos." The introduction of this sub-sketch featured an old man saying its title and then doing the guttural vocalization while moving his false teeth.

Abbreviated as “{sg}” in electronic communication.
Spoken: "We've been here for 10 minutes and nobody's even taken our drink order yet!"

"Lack of service! Aaaaaaargh!

Typed: "I woke up at 6:30 to the sound of the lawnmower outside my window. {sg}"
by Chris Fagan May 2, 2005
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shrocket

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.
Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."
by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008
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splockets

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets
Dude veto I hate splockets.
by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009
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Sprocket rocket

I was going down I 70 and a sprocket rocket flew past me.
by ALL BIZ September 3, 2018
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schprockets

the most kick ass skit on saturday night live with mike meyers as some german dude
Now's zee time on schprockets ven vee dance!
by lespauladdict February 26, 2005
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