schprockets 

the most kick ass skit on saturday night live with mike meyers as some german dude

Now's zee time on schprockets ven vee dance!

schprockets by lespauladdict February 26, 2005

sprockets 

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.

"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets

sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004

Sprockets growl 

An expression of annoyance, anger, or disgust (often used when making light of the situation) in the form of a guttural "aaaaaaaargh,” derived from an episode of the Saturday Night Live sketch "Sprockets" (starring Mike Myers as Dieter, the eccentric German talk-show host) that contained the feature "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos." The introduction of this sub-sketch featured an old man saying its title and then doing the guttural vocalization while moving his false teeth.

Abbreviated as “{sg}” in electronic communication.

Spoken: "We've been here for 10 minutes and nobody's even taken our drink order yet!"

"Lack of service! Aaaaaaargh!

Typed: "I woke up at 6:30 to the sound of the lawnmower outside my window. {sg}"

Sprockets growl by Chris Fagan May 2, 2005

sprockets 

Nature items, such as rocks, bones, driftwood etc. collected while exploring a natural environment.

We came home from our camping trip last weekend with backpack full of sprockets.

sprockets by Thundering Dragon June 20, 2011

shprocketz 

Kyle Millers gay screen name that he doeznt even remember why its called that

Kyle Millers screen name is gay, it is Shprocketz 88

shprocketz by Jeremy Vanderslice December 9, 2008

Schlockets 

When a group has grasped a world concept to value their waxes.

You see someone found the dogwood again … I need to muzzle the prairie dog , perhaps the recycling of these schlockets will improve my senses.

Schlockets by -AG July 15, 2025