sprockets 

An interesting Germanic television program hosted by the homosexual Dieter and his pet monkey. The show always ends in an homo-erotic dance complete with poncy Germans.

"Now it is the time on Sprockets when we dance!"-Dieter, host of Sprockets

sprockets by Optimus Pat October 16, 2004

sprockets 

Nature items, such as rocks, bones, driftwood etc. collected while exploring a natural environment.

We came home from our camping trip last weekend with backpack full of sprockets.

sprockets by Thundering Dragon June 20, 2011

Sprockets growl 

An expression of annoyance, anger, or disgust (often used when making light of the situation) in the form of a guttural "aaaaaaaargh,” derived from an episode of the Saturday Night Live sketch "Sprockets" (starring Mike Myers as Dieter, the eccentric German talk-show host) that contained the feature "Germany's Most Disturbing Home Videos." The introduction of this sub-sketch featured an old man saying its title and then doing the guttural vocalization while moving his false teeth.

Abbreviated as “{sg}” in electronic communication.

Spoken: "We've been here for 10 minutes and nobody's even taken our drink order yet!"

"Lack of service! Aaaaaaargh!

Typed: "I woke up at 6:30 to the sound of the lawnmower outside my window. {sg}"

Sprockets growl by Chris Fagan May 2, 2005

shrocket 

High powered shit caused by an energy drink with at least 50% juice content. Only when the fecal matter is splattered on the sides of the bowl, is it considered a shrocket.

Shit rocket, when you destroy the bathroom after drinking an energy drink (with juice), when the discharge comes out so forcefully that it all sticks on the sides of the bowl and does not end up in the water. "That energy drink killed my stomach i'm going to have to shrocket soon."

shrocket by Andrew and Brynden June 21, 2008

splockets 

a term coined by bungie to describe halo 3 game sparten lasers and rockets

Dude veto I hate splockets.

splockets by neeeeeerd July 20, 2009

Sprocket rocket 

A motorcycle

I was going down I 70 and a sprocket rocket flew past me.

Sprocket rocket by ALL BIZ September 3, 2018

schprockets 

the most kick ass skit on saturday night live with mike meyers as some german dude

Now's zee time on schprockets ven vee dance!

schprockets by lespauladdict February 26, 2005