Sporny

A very lucky, or flukey individual. Someone who is very jammy!

I can't believe you just won that you sporny bastard!

by TFNH November 19, 2009

Sporny

The words Super, Fucking, and Horny combined into one meaning one has reached peak lust levels. Horniness levels off the charts as in they are unable to be contained. whenever an individual has reached this level, be ready for some freaky shit to pop off.

Damn man there's so many hot chicks here and I just popped a viagra, I'm Sporny!

by thicclikedick May 16, 2022

sporty

Wearing causal in a very cool and yet stylish fashion way!

Look at Hannah, She's always sporty specially with her new shorts!

by Bryx September 19, 2016

Scorny

The emotion of being scared and horny at the same time.

"That X-Files episode had me so scorny I had to jerk off with the lights on before I went to bed"

by ProzakNathan October 11, 2014

Slorny

The inevitable morning-time struggle between the urge to sleep and the yearning to screw.

It's 7 a.m., but that candy-ass is beckoning... I'm so slorny!

by Dimitri Mantooth December 20, 2008

Knifey-Spoony

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

shorny

if someone is very shy and horny at the same time

'oh man, i'm quite uncomfortable with who I am but men got needs! damn, I'm shorny tonight!'

by Bacuda November 17, 2011