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Knifey-Spoony 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"
Knifey-Spoony by I am so bored. June 10, 2004
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knifey-spoony 

Game which is still winnable by remembering the admonition from a certain franchise starring Keanu Reeves: "There is no spoon."
You can't fool me with that knifey-spoony stuff.
knifey-spoony by Fearman November 13, 2007

Knifey-Spoony 

A slang reference for playing the game 'Resident Evil: 4'. Based on the strategy of using knife attacks throughout the game to conserve ammo for sections when ammo is needed. Derived from a Simpsons episode in which two characters play 'knifey-spoony'. Also applicable for other games that involve killing zombies such as 'Dead Rising'.
We spent all afternoon playing knifey-spoony.
Knifey-Spoony by entryinvalid March 3, 2008

Knifey Spoony 

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.
"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"
Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009

knifey spoony 

A game where a stranger attempts to fool someone into believing or admitting a spoon is a knife.
Org. The Simpsons
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
"That's a spoon."
"Well I see you've played knifey spoony before!"
knifey spoony by Josh Kolm May 25, 2008

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude
The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
69
The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.
Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?
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