Sporklift

To lift when sporking

She loved a good sporklift when having sex

by 5ta1110n41 May 28, 2024

sporclitis

A common condition among veteran quiz takers on Sporcle wherein one will remember some very obscure answers but overlook at least one obvious one.

If taking a "list the countries of South America" quiz, and you remember Suriname but somehow can't come up with Brazil, you've just had a bout of Sporclitis.

by Mustango13 November 26, 2013

Shocklifting

Going to a public place with arguably free electricity, such as a mall, grocery store, gym or library and charging all of your electronic devices while your house is without power, following a tremendous hurricane or storm.

My brother and I went shocklifting at the mall because our phones were dead.

by G Bobs November 1, 2012

Sporklies

noun: spork tits
a phrase used to describe a spork with delectable melons
this phrase is commonly used to compare two female sporks values, although it also can be used to annoy male sporks

“wow, that spork has some massive sporklies!”
“my sporks sporklies are better.”

by UncleGrandpaFnaf March 23, 2023

Sporkife

An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.

spork, sporkife

by DarthNerd March 1, 2010

Sporkify

To use a utensil in a different way that it is meant to be used, more so with a fork and a spoon.

Jack used a fork to sporkify the rice.

by The person of ninja monkawsome April 4, 2011

Porklift

When a man recieves a hand job on his fully soft cack. This action begins to increase the blood flow to his softie, making it more firm. A porklift can take place at any time, even in the middle of a family dinner.

Sweeney- "Yo baby, wanna tug this scholonga dong?"
Arislady- "You's a softie my main man"
Sweeney-"Gimme a porklift beeotch."

by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009