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An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.
spork, sporkife
Sporkife by DarthNerd March 1, 2010
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Splorkify 

To make needlessly pedantic for shits and giggles.
He really splorkified the issue by making a literal dictionary entry to prove a point.

Some guy is going to splorkify this by commenting on the previous example.
Splorkify by Pawsleight October 31, 2018

Spookify 

To make and/or turn something generic into something spooky
guy 1: I was bored today so I decided to spookify my house even though its not spooky season
guy 2: But why bro?
Spookify by saidboy950 March 23, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026