Sporkife

An eating implement with a spoon on one end, a fork on the other, and the bottom fork blade serrated like a knife.

spork, sporkife

by DarthNerd March 1, 2010

Sporkify

To use a utensil in a different way that it is meant to be used, more so with a fork and a spoon.

Jack used a fork to sporkify the rice.

by The person of ninja monkawsome April 4, 2011

Sporknife

A combonation fork, spoon, and knife.

I don't think has been invented yet but should be.

by jiggly wiggly June 29, 2005

Sporkfenestration

Pushing someone or something out of a window using a spork.

The annual sporkfenestration games were cancelled this year due to the recession in the silverware industry.

by gemowater September 9, 2019

Sporkie

The awkward moment when a customer's joke falls flat with a restaurant server. Witnesses are allowed to call out the Sporkie for what it is.

When ordering, Dan's jovial request for a side order of the server's phone number was answered by cosmic silence; creating an epic sporkie.

by BRIF September 29, 2014

Sporkie

The sound emitted from the ass when sitting with a half cheek on on church pew while wearing loose boxers. Results in a wet outcome.

1) Instead of an amen I let out multpile sporkies at the closing of the gospel.
2) As a result of my chronic sporkies due to my taco diet, my boxers are frequently in need of disposal.

by KAOT November 12, 2004

Sporife

A combination of a spoon, fork and knife. It has an attachable crazy straw as well.

Oh Snap! That sporife is off the shizzle nizzle. It's so convenient for your everyday eating needs.

by Lisa Harbour December 29, 2004