Sporklies

noun: spork tits
a phrase used to describe a spork with delectable melons
this phrase is commonly used to compare two female sporks values, although it also can be used to annoy male sporks

“wow, that spork has some massive sporklies!”
“my sporks sporklies are better.”

Sporklies by UncleGrandpaFnaf March 23, 2023

robin sparkles 

the canadian pop sensation who sadly, has retired and is working at metronews 1 in NYC

man robin sparkles is HOTT!

robin sparkles by sparkles51996 April 19, 2009

shit sparkles

The fecal stains on your undergarment after repeated flatulence (farts).

I noticed the shit sparkles on his underwear as I threw his clothing into the washing machine, gross.

shit sparkles by LaMonaLisa November 20, 2011

Sparkles and Champagne

a song from a well-knowed youtuber “CJ SO COOL”

Sparkles and Champagne, Vip my section royalty looking sexy you know that be my bae

Sparkles and Champagne by ykwhojayis June 15, 2021

Caitlin (Sparkles)

Someone who is the very definition of beautiful. That is, someone who is pleasing the senses or mind aesthetically and is of a very high standard; excellent (see def. of beautiful). The very presence of this person will light up the entire room because of her bubbly attitude and perfected smile. Usually characterized by her strawberry blonde/red hair, and gorgeous blue eyes, that hold more beauty then the ocean. She is always seen dancing and hopping about, and most definitely loves Disney films. She is very intelligent, but always has moments that reveal her puppy-like cuteness. Most notably, a "Caitlin" usually leads a life of freedom and spontaneity. The only people fit to love a "Caitlin" are men who are 6'1, at least 205 lbs but in athletic shape, with brown hair, and must be generally great at everything.

Person 1: I love Caitlin (Sparkles), she is the best thing to ever happen to me

Person 2: No! I love her as well!

Person 3: But I love her!

Relatively short guy: Do any of you meet said qualifications to love such an elegant creature?

Person 1,2,3: Nooooo?

Person 19: I DO!

Everyone else: Aww darn we jealous, so jealous...

Caitlin (Sparkles) by Sallyvadores May 11, 2013

shoujo sparkles 

n. pl. light of unknown origin radiating from the forms of female characters in shoujo manga, so as to designate their inherent inner (and possibly outer) beauty. A relative of the Bishounen Tailwind phenomenon, in which pretty, androgynous boys in anime are followed by a constant breeze that causes their hair and/or clothes to ripple at appropriate moments of drama.

Oscar de Jarjayes radiates shoujo sparkles.

shoujo sparkles by Spritedust May 15, 2004

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single] 

A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single] by hannah79 September 8, 2005