Spoozing

A hybrid of shopping and pub crawl. Also known as a man's way to tolerate Christmas shopping by injecting booze into the scenario.

Later today I'm going spoozing with a buddy of mine, hopefully we don't get arrested.

by Ricky "The Dick" December 21, 2010

spooze

Another term for male ejaculation.

I spooze(d)way to early.

by ben newton December 19, 2006

spooze

to ejaculate or sperm/cum. also a universal werd for actions...one can be a "spoozer" as well

you spooze you lose, you got spooze all over this magazine, what are you doing? spoozin/chillin/nothin/rockin... i made this word in 1997 fact.

by Nathan Wi-kid March 31, 2008

spooze

when a person is soooo wasted that he/she poops and pukes at the same time...all substances being released all at once

last week lawrence whittle spoozed like crazy in his pants and on his girlfriend giula pelizari while they were advancing to home plate in O'reilly's bathroom in brussels

by Renold Oppenheimer January 25, 2005

spooz

An adjective used to describe a person who is being very difficult, annoying, and stubborn.

Person 1: I don’t understand, why can’t you can’t just admit that I look like Kim K in these jeans?

Person 2: No, stop you’re so weird!

Person 1: Would you quit being a spooz so I can show off my cake please?!?!?

by _ualreadyknow_ October 06, 2020

Spooze

A term for a violent threat, such as knocking somebody out.

"I'll give you the spooze mate"

by Steve Millwall October 19, 2023