Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a
trick, but saying the camera was too
slow to get it, hence, the added word
poon
Dustin and
Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and
spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.