Spoosey
Spoosey by The zoowiggyer March 26, 2022
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Spoosey • spooey • spoose • spoogey • spoosy • Spoksey • spoodey • Spooey Bag • Spoogeyman • spookey dookey
Spooey Bag
Your woman's play hole can be defined as a "Spooey Bag". The place you make a deposit when you did everything right for the last week and did not piss her off.
The Spooey Bag is closely related to the term "Spooey Rag". That of course is the rag you use to wipe her twat once you unload into the meat curtians.
The Spooey Bag is closely related to the term "Spooey Rag". That of course is the rag you use to wipe her twat once you unload into the meat curtians.
Example1:
Dude1: "Hey dude... did you get to hit the Spooey Bag last night."
Dude2:"Yeah bro... I left that shit all tattered. I think my balls bruised her asshole I hit it so hard."
Example2: "Hey dude... are the Spooey Bags coming to the game with us tonight?
Dude1: "Hey dude... did you get to hit the Spooey Bag last night."
Dude2:"Yeah bro... I left that shit all tattered. I think my balls bruised her asshole I hit it so hard."
Example2: "Hey dude... are the Spooey Bags coming to the game with us tonight?
Spooey Bag by KEmerick November 30, 2005
knifey-spooney
A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.
"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"
knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014
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