knifey-spooney 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

knifey-spooney by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

Knifey-Spooney 

A stupid Australian game where everyone pulls out their knives to compare size (like Americans and dicks) and one person pulls out a spoon. The first person to call out the person with the spoon wins.

"Lets play knifey-spooney." Everyone pulls out their knives, except Steve, he pulls out a spoon.

"Those aren't knives, THIS is a knife," Steve says.
"No, that's a spoon," Alex points out.
"Well I guess you win," Steve pouts.

Knifey-Spooney by Hyde.Jykl June 28, 2016

Knifey-Spoony 

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."
"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before!"

Knifey-Spoony by I am so bored. June 10, 2004

Knifey Spoony 

A game Australian in origin. Two opponents challenge each other to a comparison of knife blades, to determine who has the greater knife. When knives are to be produced, one player actually produces a spoon. If the opposing player correctly identifies it as a spoon, she/he wins the match.

"THIS is a knife!"
"That's not a knife; that's a spoon."
"All right, you win. I can see you've played Knifey Spoony before!"

Knifey Spoony by J. Stephen September 1, 2009

knifey spoony 

A game where a stranger attempts to fool someone into believing or admitting a spoon is a knife.
Org. The Simpsons

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife."
"That's a spoon."
"Well I see you've played knifey spoony before!"

knifey spoony by Josh Kolm May 25, 2008

knifey-spoony 

Game which is still winnable by remembering the admonition from a certain franchise starring Keanu Reeves: "There is no spoon."

You can't fool me with that knifey-spoony stuff.

knifey-spoony by Fearman November 13, 2007

Knifey-Spoony 

A slang reference for playing the game 'Resident Evil: 4'. Based on the strategy of using knife attacks throughout the game to conserve ammo for sections when ammo is needed. Derived from a Simpsons episode in which two characters play 'knifey-spoony'. Also applicable for other games that involve killing zombies such as 'Dead Rising'.

We spent all afternoon playing knifey-spoony.

Knifey-Spoony by entryinvalid March 3, 2008