Spoogeyman 

A lesbian's version of the boogeyman in the closet.

(One lesbian roommate says good night to another lesbian) Good night! Don't let the spoogeyman get you!

Spoogeyman by Deaf Drummer February 23, 2008

Spooderman

The meme based version of "Spiderman", which follows closely to the dolan and gooby memes. Silly hijinks ensue whenever Spooderman is about.

"Spooderman, halp I'm drownin'"

"No mai spoodey pants is in washin"

Spooderman by Rainmang December 18, 2012

Spoogeman 

A mythical character known for "shootin' all the spooge he can." Derived from the song "Spoonman" by Soundgarden.

Man, Spoogeman was pretty wild at that party last week, huh?

Spoogeman by LMom April 10, 2009

Spoogleman 

A wooden spoon with a face drawn on with a black marker pen...and a pair of pipe cleaners for arms and legs. As an accessory to spoogleman you can get the spoogle man swimming pool and house set.

You are a F**king spoogleman.

Spoogleman by Johnny & Frank April 4, 2003

Spongeman 

Very cool person, Swell, amazing, opposite of "wasteman", awesome

swell, cool, awesome, Spongeman

Spongeman by Harry&Amy March 25, 2011

Spooderman

Your aggressive neighborhood spooderman. He saves all in times of crisis (sometimes). He helps all that are in need of help (tries to). And overall he's a great guy! Just don't touch the closet. Otherwise he might freak out.

John: Hey Spooderman!
Spooderman: HEY!
John: Why isn't my kid back from your party?
Spooderman:UH I REALLY GOT TO GO
John: What the hell man I let you borrow thousands from me!
Spooderman: ABOUT THAT
John:STOP SPENDING IT ON DRUGS
Spooderman:WHAT DO YOU MEAN I GOT HEROIN?
John:I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT HEROIN!
Spooderman:UH
John:I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
Spooderman: ...
John: ...
Spooderman: GOTTA BLAST

Spooderman by Spiderman's Drug Dealer October 28, 2019

spoogemonkey 

n. A dorky person; someone as welcome to have as monkey jizz

Sipowicz grabbed the skell, smacked him around, and yelled, "You little spoogemonkey!"

spoogemonkey by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003