cartwheel

key aspect of flying dutchman. also integral within gymnastic routines.

We tried the flying dutchman but my cartwheel is more like a monkey flip.

by katieeeeklsndfleeee April 18, 2008

Cartwheel

To pull a cartwheel, To act so stupid and be such a snitch that you become the most hated player in all of myspace text based games that you are shunned, and rejected by everyone.

Wow man dont be lame and pull a cartwheel and get our alliance destroyed bro.

by Sebedah May 6, 2009

Cartwheel

The act of contracting smallpox, while simultaneously jumping off the Empire State Building.

“I’ll do a century (Century), as long as you do a cartwheel.

by Defnotacult August 1, 2023

Cartwheel Queef

The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.

When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.

by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019

Cartwheel Distance

Better than walking distance

Guy: Let's go to my place....

Tabitha: Where do live?

Guy: Close.

Tabitha: Walking distance?

Guy: Better!

Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?

by Em Dash March 10, 2011

Cartwheel Cunnilingus

A type of lesbian sex position where one girl holds the girl upside down, where the pussy is facing her mouth and the other girl is facing her pussy. Both girls proceed to coordinate themselves to cartwheel in any direction, and perform cunnilingus as the cartwheel.

Me and Suzy yesterday, did cartwheel cunnilingus, it was so fucking hot.

by ThatGuyWithTooMuchFreeTime January 9, 2019

buckingham cartwheel

When you cartwheel past the entire Queen's Guard and then roll through the corridors of Buckingham Palace looking for the queen.

-A man got arrested outside of Buckingham Palace today.
-Really, how?
-He attempted the buckingham cartwheel.

by Uncle Naughty November 14, 2017