cartwheel
cartwheel by katieeeeklsndfleeee April 18, 2008
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Cartwheel by Defnotacult August 1, 2023
Cartwheel Queef
The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.
When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.
Cartwheel Queef by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019
Cartwheel Distance
Better than walking distance
Guy: Let's go to my place....
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
Tabitha: Where do live?
Guy: Close.
Tabitha: Walking distance?
Guy: Better!
Tabitha: Cartwheel distance?
Cartwheel Distance by Em Dash March 10, 2011
Cartwheel Cunnilingus
A type of lesbian sex position where one girl holds the girl upside down, where the pussy is facing her mouth and the other girl is facing her pussy. Both girls proceed to coordinate themselves to cartwheel in any direction, and perform cunnilingus as the cartwheel.
Cartwheel Cunnilingus by ThatGuyWithTooMuchFreeTime January 9, 2019
buckingham cartwheel
When you cartwheel past the entire Queen's Guard and then roll through the corridors of Buckingham Palace looking for the queen.
-A man got arrested outside of Buckingham Palace today.
-Really, how?
-He attempted the buckingham cartwheel.
-Really, how?
-He attempted the buckingham cartwheel.
buckingham cartwheel by Uncle Naughty November 14, 2017
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