Spoonging

When you shove a sex toy up your arse and it gets stuck

I am spoonging help me

by Yourfavouritedefinitions May 21, 2020

Spoonging

(noun)
--Used as a practical joke--
Spoonging is when a man cums on another person's sponge, and then when that person picks up the sponge, all the stored jizz comes out all sticky on his/her hand.

Alex made Jim mad, so Jim's gonna have to start spoonging Alex.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 23, 2007

Spoonge

The exfoliating bath sponge that resembling a loofah.

"I use a spoonge in the shower every day."

by Pureandsweet November 19, 2021

Spoonge

A rather scathing insult, especially when spoken with a thick Boston accent. It describes any guy who would otherwise be called dirtbag, scum, or the infamous "That Guy".

So I'm bangin' this chick, yeah? And get this; her boyfriend comes in and let me tell you, what a fackin' spoonge, eh?

by Ubermorph January 22, 2013

spoonge

A sock that is absorbent. It acts like a sponge that soaks up semen. It has grips on the outside to improve performance.

Where is my spoonge. I would like to masturbate without making a mess.

by Captaindefiner December 30, 2011