pokemen

pokemen are just normal pokemon, but with penises attached to them, even if it's a chick.

I saw this fucking crazy-ass hentai, with this Pikachu, and it was fucking Misty's asshole, and it had a penis!
Pokemen, Pokemen, Po-ke-men!

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 11, 2007

Penisi

penisi (pl. n.)

The plural form of penis

My hot gf sucked on 45 penisi, so I dumped that slut.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 11, 2007

vajebus

It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy

that's a vajebus

1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.

OR

2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 11, 2007

Spoonging

(noun)
--Used as a practical joke--
Spoonging is when a man cums on another person's sponge, and then when that person picks up the sponge, all the stored jizz comes out all sticky on his/her hand.

Alex made Jim mad, so Jim's gonna have to start spoonging Alex.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 08, 2007

Grommhole

A grommhole is your dickhole.
It's where piss and jism squirt out of.

It really hurts when you stick things in it.

After I covered my dick in IcyHot and jacked off my grommhole hurt like a mother fucker!

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 08, 2007

Argalarg

Argalarg is one of the coolest words ever to exist in the universe.
It is like argg, like a fuckin pirate or something, but it's a shitload cooler, and you better damn say it

Joe: Argalarg
Patrick: Awesome

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 11, 2007

Legs

They're under your ass.

I hope that legs becomes word of the day, because if it does, I can say:

"The word of the day is 'legs', let's go home and spread the word!"

But I can always get my girlfriend to spread her word, and by word, I mean legs.

Spread your legs bitch, I'm comin' in!!!!!

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 11, 2007