spoonfest 

1.Created Sep. 2005 in Georgia, Spoonfest is a semi-annual event, featuring live music performances,partying, camping, dancing, swimming, mayhem, ect.
Held at the end of March and September to celebrate the fall and spring birthdays of the two Spoon brothers.
2. a wild or chaotic gathering of inebriated young people.

"This dude got his car stuck in a sand pit at Spoonfest two. What an idiot."
"I don't remember anything from my second night at Spoonfest."

spoonfest by The Cole Spoon September 30, 2007

Spoonfest 

Started in 1994, it was an somewhat regular meeting of friends to eat at a buffet, share funny stories, steal spoons, and bowl or shoot pool.

In recent years the even has only occurred once per 12-18 months.

I bought a newbie to a spoonfest and they made me proud my snatching 2 spoons and an ice cream bowl.

Spoonfest by Rob² March 22, 2009

Spoonless 

A word that describes anything and everything in a derogatory term thats mildly insulting

Brain why you hella spoonless?

Spoonless by bhris boolin May 10, 2018

spoonfeed 

v.

1) to give out information in an overly obvious, even patronizing manner. Done intentionally for the purpose of being rude, or perhaps done by a teacher too lazy to engage his/her students in discussion (by attempting to prevent discussion by leaving no room for speculation). Done unintentionally by people simply trying to be clear (I'm toeing the line right now, lol), or by those who don't understand the power of understatement. When such behavior is comical--see captain obvious

2) Telling people only what they want to hear, or only what you want them to hear, aka, disguising opinion as fact.

Not to be confused with spoonfed, which refers to those who are unable to care for themselves physically or mentally and so must rely on others. Derogatory.

1) Example:
Customer: So, what's wrong with my car?
Mechanic: Well, there seems to be a problem with a differential...differentials are sets of gears that...
Customer: Hey, no need to spoonfeed me, sir. Just give me the facts.

2)Think back on all the political speeches you've ever heard or polit. editorials you've read. Remember the ones telling you to 'take heart in the current crisis, and stand strong, because America is God's country and we WILL triumph over evil'?
yeah. Spoooonfeeeeeding

spoonfeed by down_2_earth_angel March 23, 2007

soonest 

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

soonest by Bilham April 6, 2014

poonfest 

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.

What are you doing for PoonFest?

poonfest by Marc December 7, 2004

Spoonfusion

The befuddling moment where you don't know where to put your dirty spoon after you place food in the microwave.

I had a bad case of spoonfusion after I realized I had to hold my chili-covered spoon for 3 minutes.

Spoonfusion by scottollie May 15, 2011