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poonfest 

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.
What are you doing for PoonFest?
poonfest by Marc December 7, 2004
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poonfest 

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy
"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"
poonfest by Batrastard July 11, 2003
an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation
Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!
poofest by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

poonfect 

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy
i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.
poonfect by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

poonestamp 

To stamp an object or person with poone juice. This can be done in secrecy so as to get revenge on someone, or blatantly in the open so that you can see their reaction.
"I poonestamped him in the eye because he was being a complete asshole."
poonestamp by GnarlyCarley09 February 22, 2008

poonjestical

"Look at Zachya in those fuck me boots. She's looking poonjestical tonight"
poonjestical by Hambone March 31, 2005

Poonvestment 

Poon = pussy
Vestment = investment

Pussyinvestment ie. locking down a girl who will soon have a major glow up or you feel like she will so that when she does, you get a return on your investment (ROI)
“Damn look at Kala’s glow-up, that would’ve been a good poonvestment.
Poonvestment by Dsaiddd February 12, 2021
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