poonfest

National Men's Holiday on Dec 27th. This celebration time is when friends (men) get together and celelbrate all things poon. Original design was to fill the void between Christmas and New Years.

In Canada the tradition is to gather in the morning and start the comsumption of beer - followed by visiting all the nudie bars and sex stores until it is time to pass out.

This is now in it's 9th year in Canada, started in Richmond, BC.

What are you doing for PoonFest?

by Marc December 7, 2004

poonfest

-A gathering in which a large amount of sex is going to take place; an orgy

"I say we gather up some females and have ourselves a poonfest!!"

by Batrastard July 11, 2003

poofest

an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation

Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!

by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

poonfect

perfect and great as a warm tight pussy

i had money, booze, and a gorgeous naked girl in my bed. it was a poonfect day.

by haroldTheFishfish October 26, 2007

poonestamp

To stamp an object or person with poone juice. This can be done in secrecy so as to get revenge on someone, or blatantly in the open so that you can see their reaction.

"I poonestamped him in the eye because he was being a complete asshole."

by GnarlyCarley09 February 22, 2008

poonjestical

sexy in a slutty sort of way

"Look at Zachya in those fuck me boots. She's looking poonjestical tonight"

by Hambone March 31, 2005

Poonvestment

Poon = pussy
Vestment = investment

Pussyinvestment ie. locking down a girl who will soon have a major glow up or you feel like she will so that when she does, you get a return on your investment (ROI)

“Damn look at Kala’s glow-up, that would’ve been a good poonvestment.

by Dsaiddd February 12, 2021