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Spook My Tea

To put someone on front street or reveal someones personal business in a mistakenly, spiteful or shady way. A person whos tea has been "spooked" Is now exsposed. Used mainly in the gay community.

Convo1... (between two gay ppl)

Peachez: "I finally get my Mercedes Monday"
Star: "You don't even have a job whore"
Peachez: "Bitch don't try to spook my tea"
Read for filth spook my tea
Spook My Tea by Jazzo3 October 13, 2011

Spook Magic

When an event, action, or outcome that seems to unnecessarily favor the opposing side in a given scenario/situation. Typically, the result of 'Spook Magic' revolves around the idea that whatever the occurrence, it should not have happened and could only be the result of otherworldly intervention or mystical power.
(Playing a video game where the opposing (in this case, Russian) side is winning despite all odds)
"Thats some Russian spook magic right there"
Spook Magic by Tempesto December 13, 2021

Spook mode 

The ghetto way of saying you are talking to someone on speaker phone.
"I got yo ass on spook mode."
Spook mode by katguar June 22, 2009

spook move 

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.
"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."
spook move by GriZag December 3, 2013

I'm shook 

To be Speechless/flabbergasted/confused/tense.
Guy 1: .....And finally after you put the hole in the center of the apple pie, microwave it for 45 seconds....

Guy 2: (shook)

Guy 1: you look shook

Guy 2: I am shook. (I'm shook)

Guy 2: I just wanted to know the best way to make apple pie. My god man....
I'm shook by clinton69 August 23, 2016

I'm shook 

Boyfriend: You ate that really fast...
Girlfriend: Did you just call me fat? I'm shook.
I'm shook by Hannah Bananaz September 30, 2017
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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