Spook'm

A slang term used in context with semen. Also commonly known as cum.

Did you hear about Jace? I heard sprayed his spook'm all over Jody's face.

Do you want my spook'm in your mouth?

Your spook'm tastes really bad...

I totally spook'med all up in her snatch

My spook'm was oozing out of her meat locker

by MAalltheWay May 12, 2009

Spook My Tea

To put someone on front street or reveal someones personal business in a mistakenly, spiteful or shady way. A person whos tea has been "spooked" Is now exsposed. Used mainly in the gay community.

Convo1... (between two gay ppl)

Peachez: "I finally get my Mercedes Monday"
Star: "You don't even have a job whore"
Peachez: "Bitch don't try to spook my tea"

Read for filth spook my tea

by Jazzo3 October 13, 2011

Spook Magic

When an event, action, or outcome that seems to unnecessarily favor the opposing side in a given scenario/situation. Typically, the result of 'Spook Magic' revolves around the idea that whatever the occurrence, it should not have happened and could only be the result of otherworldly intervention or mystical power.

(Playing a video game where the opposing (in this case, Russian) side is winning despite all odds)
"Thats some Russian spook magic right there"

by Tempesto December 13, 2021

Spook mode

The ghetto way of saying you are talking to someone on speaker phone.

"I got yo ass on spook mode."

by katguar June 22, 2009

spook move

The act of covertly excusing yourself from a gathering, typically for a family celebration of some sort, where others try to use you as a free babysitter because "you don't have anything going on" or someone asks you to do something at work that's not in your job description.

Usual suspects are that one cousin who's a cheep skate and has notoriously bad behaving children, or the well meaning mother that talked another family member into "getting you used to kids" in hopes of having more grandchildren.

That one lazy co-worker who preys on the kindness of others to get their work done for them. You know who you are.

"John, can you watch Sarah and Tom for a few hours while Jennifer and I go out to dinner?"

"Let me get back to you on that."

*spook move out the back door 10 minutes later*

Later phone call from John, "Hey I missed you leaving, so what do you say?"

"I just got *insert excuse*, sorry."

by GriZag December 3, 2013

I'm shook

To be Speechless/flabbergasted/confused/tense.

Guy 1: .....And finally after you put the hole in the center of the apple pie, microwave it for 45 seconds....

Guy 2: (shook)

Guy 1: you look shook

Guy 2: I am shook. (I'm shook)

Guy 2: I just wanted to know the best way to make apple pie. My god man....

by clinton69 August 23, 2016

I'm shook

To be shocked/insulted.

Boyfriend: You ate that really fast...
Girlfriend: Did you just call me fat? I'm shook.

by Hannah Bananaz September 30, 2017