Spoet 

Spoet (spoh it)

1. A horny little bird who resembles a chicken but sports a hair do like Elvis and writes with a quill; this bird enjoys popping up in random places and either dumps your heartfelt letters or faps to your maxims.

Spoet is in yur mailbox fappin to yur maxims!

"Spoet's all up in the mix like fuckin betty crocker." -Spoet Himself

"dude spoets are fuckin awesome..lmfao..." -TDizzle

"I had a spoet until he lost one of my paychecks and I had to kick his ass." - AndThenThereWasBlunt

"I do not want to kill shit, nut why are people chatting about spoet here, mainly the guys. It gay. People should keep up with bud talk." =bRi=

Spoet by oishii December 9, 2008

Streme Spoats 

The act of using a vehicle in an extreme or destructive manner at high speeds while doing a job or an important task . First used by two men speeding destructively on a watercraft going upstream on rapids, hence the name "streme". (Ex-treme + st-ream = Streme) and (sports = Spoats).

"We'll get there soon, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats!"

"The destination is right here, but we gotta do some Streme Spoats first!"

A guy going upstream or down a mountain in a vehicle : "STREME SPOATS!"

Streme Spoats by DaleSnailTrail September 8, 2015

Spetsnaz 

An umbrella term for any special forces in Russian.

Historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service GRU, the Spetsnaz GRU. Currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the Ministry of Emergency Situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-Soviet countries.

Spetsnaz by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013

Spoe 

Spoes are very amazing people. They are very accepting and give lots of love. Spoes are full of amazing rainbows and cake and beautifulness, and will always help you out. We must always pray to the spoes to help us, for they are such amazing beings of this Earth. Spoes will talk about the randomest things, and are very nice and kind. Spoes were formed by the Spoeforsaken name, when they misspelled spies as spoes. Now, spoes are a part of our community. You will not be able to find a spoe in public, but they are always there.

Person “We love spoes! I once talked to a spoe and they are so crazy, but amazing!!!”
Person 2 “That’s so great! I want to talk to spoes now!”

Spoe by why _should_I_tell_you_my_name July 14, 2020

Shoetalking 

When someone talks about Brunswick bowling balls, how they are drilled, and what they are supposed to do. Conversations are often lengthy, and extremely biased towards Brunswick.

The following is an example of shoetalking:

Blah blah blah Brunswick is amazing blah blah blah Csytem 4.5. Blah blah pin down blah blah symmetric blah blah blah 4000. Also, blah blah Rattler blah blah weight hole blah blah. Brunswick is the best company ever blah blah blah.

Shoetalking by jibtastic August 15, 2010

Spontanehate 

Spontanehate combines spontaneity and hatred. It is a spontaneous, often unexpected expression of hatred. Spontanehate is mainly, but not exclusively, expressed verbally.

Tammy spontaneously began projecting her insecurities and misfortunes on her longtime friend Charlene:

Tammy quips, mean mugging Charlene intently, "You're so fat and ugly it's funny. I'll never know why your man wastes his big dick on a basic bitch like you."

Charlene calmly responds, "Don't spontanehate on me because you're poor, your man is gay, and your kids are illiterate."

Spontanehate by DonBIll July 10, 2015

shower spaetzle 

The act of masturbating in a hot shower and upon ejaculating, the load is transformed into a spaetzle like substance that clogs the shower drain.

John had titties flashed at him at the Mizway bar and loaded that image into the spank bank so he could make shower spaetzle in the morning.

shower spaetzle by GuzziJoej1971 November 30, 2013