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to cum into a woman's eye and blind her for atleast 24 hours
Tom: hey did you see that slut becky walking around today?
Lary: yah it looked like she got spet in the eye last night!
spet by Jake121443 April 28, 2008
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spetsnaz • spet • Speters • Spethal • spetz naz • Spetch • Speth • Spetney • Spetter • spetz
the tendancy of people to settle in areas with large open spaces and fertile ground, resulting in overpopulation and, over thousands of years, promoting violence and political destabilisation which leads to unstable and warlike nations whos historys are peppered with coups, rebellions and violence ... as in the case of a large part of africa and the middle east
the afghani spetting has resulted in the current violent political systems and warlords that the americans are now attempting to interfere with
spet by RadiaTim January 28, 2009
A word defining good or an act of good fortune. Also used when someone does you a favor.
"It would be totally spet if you bought me a soda"
Spet by strxxt_lvghts March 26, 2024

Spet cheem chesse 

I jerked off and got spet cheem chesse all over my bed

Spetsnaz 

An umbrella term for any special forces in Russian.
Historically, the term referred to the military special units controlled by the military intelligence service GRU, the Spetsnaz GRU. Currently, the term is also used to describe any special purpose units or task forces of other ministries (even the Ministry of Emergency Situations special rescue unit), also in some other post-Soviet countries.
Spetsnaz by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013

Teacher's Pet 

An annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. The kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. This student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher's favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. They will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.
*Normal Student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody*
Teacher's Pet: "Teacher! Oh teacher! There's someone eating an apple in the classroom! That's against the rules!"
Teacher: "Thank you for telling me. *scolds Normal Student*
Normal Student: "Wow, thanks a lot man. What the hell did I ever do to you?"
Teacher's Pet by Dude678 June 25, 2013
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The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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