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Splushie

A shortened way of saying "smokee plushie"
I got the new splushie
by Alt_47 December 2, 2023
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Splushie J

A very wet teddy bear generally filled with joints
Never underestimate a splushie j those things can fuck you up
by Definitely Not A Cheese Grater September 12, 2017
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Sour Slushie

a popular refreshment with crushed ice and fruit juice and made notorious when combined with a green, sour liquid. usually found in a squirt bottle beside the machine.

This is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid.

0% - you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a JR.

10% - a good stepping stone for the first time consumer.

20% - a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur.

30% - Now, you're starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur.

40% - This is where things start to get dangerous. At this point, nearly the bottom fifth of the cup will be black.

50% - i.e. the midway point on the highway to hell.

60% - From this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. At this level, you will notice twitching and shaking.

70% - Now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms.

80% - At this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. Sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. Also may include temporary loss of vision.

90% - Symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness.

100% - At this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.
I was drink a 40% sour slushie from Need's when i noticed i needed to suck out all of the sour and spit it out cause i just couldn't handle this shit.
by v2lazer April 12, 2005
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cum slushie

When a guy splooges(cums) into a girls mouth and the girl sloshes it around in her mouth and spits it out from her mouth into a cup
susan made me drink a cum slushie, it was very salty
by NathannC June 13, 2008
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slushie

1. A delicious beverage including finely crushed ice, water and flavoured sugar syrup. Usually comes in Coke ("Froke" = frozen coke)or Raspberry flavour. Can be bought at service stations and cinemas.
2. Slut + Lush: A girl who drinks to excess, while being easy. Someone who is an easy drunk.
1. Mmm, this slushie goes down nice.
2. Mmm, this slushie goes down nice.
by beylix December 24, 2006
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norwegian slushie

It's when a girl freezes your favorite soft drink and uses it as a dildo. The friction causes it to turn into a slush like mixture and then you proceed to eat her out.
I heard Ashley and Josh did a Norwegian Slushie last weekend.
by Millers64 January 21, 2015
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Splaque Splushe

The act of performing oral sex on an inanimate object.
Oh wow, that lamp is so Splaque Splushe-able.
by Haley Rose March 6, 2008
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