splumpkin

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

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receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

splumpkin by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

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Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

Splumpkin by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

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Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.

Nigga was playin [Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.

slumpin by Whodat May 13, 2005

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Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

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As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

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When you get really excited and you just splump

Bro I got my first ace in Rainbow six, I'm splumming!

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