splumpkin

Name: splumpkin Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

when a women gets oral sex while taking a dump, the same as a blumpkin but foe a woman

dude i went so deep in on that splumpkin that i got shit on my chin

splumpkin by jester ralph October 30, 2006

Get the splumpkin mug.

Urban Dictionary Merch

Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.

The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Add to cart $24.95

Choose size $32.95

Choose size $49.95

Add to cart $29.95

splumpkin

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

splumpkin by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

Get the splumpkin mug.

Related Words

Splumpkin • Slumpkin • shlumpkin • slumpking • splumkin • spumpking • Commuter’s Blumpkin • Gentleman’s Blumpkin • Plumpkin • Schlumpkin

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

Splumpkin by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

Get the Splumpkin mug.

slumpin

Loud bass on your misic; when your beats is all the way up an the bass makes the rear veiw mirrors vibrate and shit falls down.

Nigga was playin [Chamillionaire, his beats was slumpin.

slumpin by Whodat May 13, 2005

Get the slumpin mug.

Shumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump in a hot shower

Bridget gave me a shumpkin last night. never will i be that happy again.

Shumpkin by bodacious caucasain December 24, 2010

Get the Shumpkin mug.

Shumpkin

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

Shumpkin by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Get the Shumpkin mug.

Splumming

When you get really excited and you just splump

Bro I got my first ace in Rainbow six, I'm splumming!

Splumming by Sumgoodass July 25, 2018

Get the Splumming mug.

fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

Get the fauxstalgia mug.

pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

Get the pajama casual mug.

funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

Word of the Day on October 13, 2026

Get the funflation mug.

swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Get the swamp dog mug.