Spludgie 

A race of little ugly craps from a planet that is yet to be named

That ugly little Spludgie just stole my pet cowboy!

Spludgie by Monkey Mooha May 22, 2007

spludge 

to ejaculate all over that bitch

girl you made me spludge

spludge by james husband January 23, 2005

spludgen 

To ejaculate uncontrollably

Dude, can I borrow some tissues? I just spuludgened in my pants.

spludgen by B0dizzy May 20, 2005

Spludge 

Spludge is the residual drippy leavings of jizz and poop left upon ones penis after a very sensual, yet vigorous, pounding of someone’s anus.

Bronson: Yo bro, my girl finally let me put it in her butt last night! It was great until I pulled my dick out. It had shit and jizz on it!
Nasty Nigel: That’s called Spludge my friend. Warm. Sticky. Spludge...

Spludge by WompaStompa February 18, 2021

Splurgie 

Vagina exercise.

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."

Splurgie by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011

spludge 

jizz on that hoe

i spludged on her face

spludge by skeletonbeats April 14, 2016

spludge 

a verb used to describe the mechanics of a slug's movements; becoming increasingly accepted in the scientific community, the word is used in the same way you would describe a snake slithering or a horse trotting

Michael - "Wow! Look at that slug sliding along on that piece of trash."
Randy - "He's not walking along! It's a spludge! Not a goddamn walk! He's spludging along.... bastard."

spludge by imverygay August 22, 2014