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A person who is stupid af and you need something to call them
Alex is such a splodgie
Splodgie by Tifnits August 11, 2016
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splodgelets 

Jack ejaculated on Mary and left five splodgelets on her back.

Jack handed Mary the tissue box and said, "here, clean those splodgelets off yourself bitch."
splodgelets by #elite July 29, 2017
The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm
Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.
Splodge by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

Space Sploogie 

Free-floating sploogie (human or other mammalian jism) suspended in a zero-gravity environment, or a liquid environment wherein the seminal juice maintains a buoyancy equal to that of the suspending fluid.
On MIR, several sensitive instruments were damaged by a space sploogie, carelessly ejaculated by one of the astronauts.
Space Sploogie by Gendou February 28, 2008

Splodging 

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.
You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?
Splodging by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

Environmentalist Cock Splodger 

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.
Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!
Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.
Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.
splodge by Karezza July 3, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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