Splodgie

A person who is stupid af and you need something to call them

Alex is such a splodgie

by Tifnits August 11, 2016

splodgelets

Individual puddles of semen

Jack ejaculated on Mary and left five splodgelets on her back.

Jack handed Mary the tissue box and said, "here, clean those splodgelets off yourself bitch."

by #elite July 29, 2017

Splodge

The word used to describe sticky substances or fluids ejaculated from the human body i.e. sperm

Phil shot his splodge all over Dean Gaffney in a potential reach around situation.

by Liz_Rodo February 13, 2008

Space Sploogie

Free-floating sploogie (human or other mammalian jism) suspended in a zero-gravity environment, or a liquid environment wherein the seminal juice maintains a buoyancy equal to that of the suspending fluid.

On MIR, several sensitive instruments were damaged by a space sploogie, carelessly ejaculated by one of the astronauts.

by Gendou February 28, 2008

Splodging

A sexual fetish involving foodstuffs such as custard or baked beans.

You want beans? You doing some splodging tonight with the wife?

by weaselbeef June 17, 2011

Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017