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Spleringe 

A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
Short for "exploring". Often occurs unexpectedly, unplanned. Apostrophe may appear on either, or both, sides of the word. ('splorin, splorin', 'splorin')
Person 1: "What's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know, let's go 'splorin"
splorin by cecil_t May 31, 2010

Sploinger 

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?
Sploinger by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008

Splorange 

What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.
"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"

Splornge 

this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.
yo, i straight up splornged on her face.
Splornge by THE #1 CREW 06 January 27, 2006

Sploingable 

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.
Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.
Sploingable by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017