Short for "exploring". Often occurs unexpectedly, unplanned. Apostrophe may appear on either, or both, sides of the word. ('splorin, splorin', 'splorin')
Person 1: "What's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know, let's go 'splorin"
Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?
What happens when too much piss builds up in your bladder to the point that the part of your belly (basically where the bladder is) gets bloated.
"Ethan, I can't hold it any longer! I need to empty the tank!"
"I thought I told you to piss before we left the house."
"Well, I didn't have to, then! Also, that was an hour ago!"
"Is it an emergency?"
(pulls up his sweater)
"Does this answer your question? Just look at me! I'm SPLORANGED!"
"If you wet yourself in my car, I'll kill you!"
this is the action of squeezing out the last bit of seminal fluids from the males penis after sex, also the only word in the english language that rhymes w/ orange.
Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.
It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.
Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.