Sploingable

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.

Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.

Sploingable by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017

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sploogable

A female worth ejaculating on.

Natalie Portman is sploogable.

sploogable by IronChefTex April 28, 2005

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Related Words

Sploingable • slingable • sploogable

slingable

sending webpages to friends instantly. If it's worth sharing it's worth slinging.

"That video is slingable to my friend."
"I have to sling this great online deal to dad."

slingable by Stanyul April 10, 2008

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Slingable

Noun

A infant or toddler that can ride in a sling carried by his/her caregiver.

Example.

I gave my baby sling to Betsy. My son weighs 32lbs now, he's not slingable anymore.

Slingable by ACMAMA March 23, 2011

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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