splooie

Have a nice day

Here's your change, oh, and Splooie, Motherfucker.

by Dick Hoarse October 17, 2008

Splooie

A mysterious inside joke of the drum and bugle corp, The Cavaliers. Rumor has it that one can only find out the meaning during your second year playing in the band. It is not to be found anywhere on the internet and will never be told unless a second-year member.

"Why do these bracelets say 'Splooie?'"

"I can't tell you."

by dcidork July 10, 2011

splooie

"Splooie" was the name of Jim Jones’ (Troopers) pet goat which Don Warren accidentally burned with his cigar after a show in Casper, Wyoming in 1971. The goat reacted by relieving its bladder on Don’s shoes, and Jim Jones made a comment something like “That’s the end of the Cavaliers, Warren!” It appeared that either Jones or the goat hexed the Corps, and this led to several years of wandering in the drum corps wilderness in the 70’s and through the mid 80’s. The Cavaliers started hollering Splooie to try to break the hex, but it was unsuccessful until the Trooper’s home show in July 1986 when the Troopers finally felt some pangs of regret and treated Don W. to a hamburger for lunch. Unbeknownst to Don the burger was made of goat meat. (Not Splooie; she had passed on in ’73) That seemed to break the hex and the Cavaliers slowly climbed out of their double digit DCI placements. The tradition of yelling Splooie lives on as a tribute to the men who kept the corps going with sometimes entertaining (but not high scoring) shows in those intervening years.

One - Two - Three "SPLOOIE"

by splooiethegoat July 20, 2012

splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.

Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 23, 2007

Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

by sploogman101 April 22, 2010