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A special genus of homo-erectus Trumpi that multiplies every time it sucks cock. It is often used as a derogatory remark towards the inhabitants of Gnaijoa, Uouhznew.
Stop being such a Splondo, Albert. - Insult.
That is a very scientific Splondo. - Scientific term.
Splondo by dilzo999 November 22, 2018
Words you can keep

explosive splondo 

when yo hondo is semi liquid and explosive.
Amy; I swear to god dude, im holding back the most hottest explosive splondo ever like my honod hole is burning aghhhhh
Georgie; shoish
explosive splondo by bigstinkmilf November 3, 2021

spondooli 

I have lots of spondooli
spondooli by Grandmaster Pope July 7, 2014

Splendorman 

The opposite of Slender Man, it is believed to help children and give out presents such as flowers. The Splendorman is said to look similar to slender-man save that he has two eyes, a smile and polka dots all over his suit.
A Video About Splendorman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MXYC_jX2Wc
Splendorman by Dafax November 4, 2013

spondoolies

money. Cash, dosh, charly ash micheal onney.
"yo bro, I need some sponddoolies"
spondoolies by Chris Mcintosh October 23, 2003

splendorific 

combination of 'splendor' and 'terrific', thus being an adjective for something that is simultaneously 'spendlorful' (or 'splendid') and 'terrific'. Common usage occurs in motivational literature such as horrorscopes and blogs.
"March 13: Venus is in the third ascenscion so that means today will be quite splendorific for all you Leons!"
splendorific by Lawson March 30, 2005

Splendour In the Grass 

Music festival in Byron Bay, Australia.
Full of hippies, but one of the best around. 2&3rd of august 2008
Are you going to see vampire weekend at splendour in the grass
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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