Lawson's definitions

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seven fourty five (am or pm)

"hey do you have the time?"
"Yeah sure its..."

by Lawson September 17, 2005

fodsworth

The man, unequivocably the fuckin' man! (See picture)

"Wow Fodsworth has such a huge... intellect!"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

culture

The totality of communication practices and systems of meaning; a whole way of life of a people; the social production and reproduction of sense, meaning and consciousness. Culture does not express the way of life of a people, it actively shapes up that way of life.

EVERYTHING IS CULTURE

by Lawson September 17, 2005

Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?

"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

Britney Spears

That toxic song was pretty good though, wasn't it?

"Yer she's hot, but she's also the antichrist"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

Fu Manchu

Literally 'ax qing dynasty'. Fu means axe, Manchu is shorthand for the Qing dynasty that ruled China before rabid nationalists took over on 11 Oct 1911. Thus, fu manchu is like saying 'cut off your pigtails' because queues (stupid pigtail things) were the symbol of the Qing's authority in their rule, all China dudes had to wear them as a subordinate thing. So, its very political, its an expression of dissent even. Hate-fuelled Qing hatred.

"Come here you stupid Manchurian i'm gonna ax your queues"

by Lawson September 18, 2005

kook

to be like Dean. That is to be an extreme poser and generally suck

That Dean is such a kook, i cant beleive he let Jack ride him down the quarter-pipe

by Lawson May 3, 2004