Splendorman

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The opposite of Slender Man, it is believed to help children and give out presents such as flowers. The Splendorman is said to look similar to slender-man save that he has two eyes, a smile and polka dots all over his suit.

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Splendorman by Dafax November 4, 2013

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Slenderman

The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper

Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!

Slenderman by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017

Slenderman

A tall guy with no face that is scared of papercuts.

Slenderman is in that forrest, have you got a printer

Slenderman by Megabeast360noscope September 7, 2020

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Slenderman

-A Motherfu*king tall-man that goes to every fu*king creepypasta.

-A Motherfu*ker who ruined the google playstore.

Danny : What are you read
Rob : Creepypasta
Danny : Is that Slenderman
Rob : Fuck off!

Slenderman by starnaq January 21, 2017

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splendora texas

A small town between Cleveland and New Caney. People there fall into one of two categories; people who have lived there their entire lives. Participate in their children's little league games and go to every school function or meth heads. The property here is overpriced and often floods. Everyone wears cowboy boots and say y'all often. The people are either overly friendly or sketchy as fuck. Commonly called "Splendookie".

Splendora Texas is full of shit kickers and meth heads.

splendora texas by Sarcastic_1978 December 27, 2016

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Slenderman

His name is slender man his arms is taller than a house and he is a fucking octopus, His face is vanilla cream and he is taller than Eren Yeager WTF Pls stop

Slenderman: Im atom

Jeff: Yea right your tall as fuck

Slenderman by Mr anime personn December 23, 2021

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Slendermanning

Standing in the woods, watching kids and chasing them through the forest , capturing them; raping them, then stealing their face. THEN YOU ASSUME THEIR IDENTITY AND LIVE THEIR LIFE, WHILE CLAIMING THE FACES OF EACH OF THEIR LOVED ONES!

He was slendermanning outside her house

Slendermanning by DaniitheDragon March 16, 2013

briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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