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Splizat

A peanut butter, banana, jelly sandwhich. 9 medium slices of banana required
How was your splizat?
by anonymous August 14, 2025
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Splitathon

A long-ass hard Dave & Bambi FNF song that left people shellshocked for the rest of their lives.
Person 1 : Did you play Splitathon?
Person 2 : Yes, i don't want to play ever again.
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splination

Also means to splinate

The relaxation and release of pressure from the spinal system when one lies down in their bed.
I find splination very relaxing and essential for muscular recovery.
by Nurkiest March 14, 2022
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splizit

the tightest emcee on earth. Da undisputed champ. Master pimp.All girls come to him for a good time. Menace challenged splizit and wuz beaten so badly that his career ended and now livez in splizitz timberland shoe box.
Menace sux...$plizit iz 100% tight.
by splizit April 30, 2005
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splizzatch

another evolutionary step in the bitch/biatch/bizzatch/blizzatch insult saga.

One of the few insults available that is ambiguous enough to be applied to any person incapable of sustaining a 'cool' flow of actions and/or accomplishments.
"...Tom burnt the steak..."

"...f***ing splizzatch..."


"...I'm not going to apply for the job, because I won't get it..."

"...negative splizzatch..."
by pseudoU March 15, 2004
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spliztozlnarded

being RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY stoned!!!!!!!!!!!
dude im so spliztozlnarded right now!!!!
by captain Dik-Dik February 22, 2009
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splination

"Yo wudeedee we don't have puhbuh at all today."

"I require a mad splination."
by ZaneyP00 August 1, 2022
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