Splizat 

A peanut butter, banana, jelly sandwhich. 9 medium slices of banana required

How was your splizat?

Splizat by anonymous August 14, 2025

Splitathon 

A long-ass hard Dave & Bambi FNF song that left people shellshocked for the rest of their lives.

Person 1 : Did you play Splitathon?
Person 2 : Yes, i don't want to play ever again.

Splitathon by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

splination 

Also means to splinate

The relaxation and release of pressure from the spinal system when one lies down in their bed.

I find splination very relaxing and essential for muscular recovery.

splination by Nurkiest March 14, 2022

splizit 

the tightest emcee on earth. Da undisputed champ. Master pimp.All girls come to him for a good time. Menace challenged splizit and wuz beaten so badly that his career ended and now livez in splizitz timberland shoe box.

Menace sux...$plizit iz 100% tight.

splizit by splizit April 30, 2005

splizzatch 

another evolutionary step in the bitch/biatch/bizzatch/blizzatch insult saga.

One of the few insults available that is ambiguous enough to be applied to any person incapable of sustaining a 'cool' flow of actions and/or accomplishments.

"...Tom burnt the steak..."

"...f***ing splizzatch..."


"...I'm not going to apply for the job, because I won't get it..."

"...negative splizzatch..."

splizzatch by pseudoU March 15, 2004

spliztozlnarded 

being RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY stoned!!!!!!!!!!!

dude im so spliztozlnarded right now!!!!

spliztozlnarded by captain Dik-Dik February 22, 2009

splination 

when someone spleens something

"Yo wudeedee we don't have puhbuh at all today."

"I require a mad splination."

splination by ZaneyP00 August 1, 2022