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splizzatch 

another evolutionary step in the bitch/biatch/bizzatch/blizzatch insult saga.

One of the few insults available that is ambiguous enough to be applied to any person incapable of sustaining a 'cool' flow of actions and/or accomplishments.
"...Tom burnt the steak..."

"...f***ing splizzatch..."


"...I'm not going to apply for the job, because I won't get it..."

"...negative splizzatch..."
splizzatch by pseudoU March 15, 2004
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Sliznatch 

"I cant believe that chick is wearing a flourescent green g-string under that white see-throgh mini-skirt. What a sliznatch".
Sliznatch by Kwittle October 9, 2008
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snizzatch 

fat juicy pussy
yo snizzatch is off da hook beatch
snizzatch by funkyass November 11, 2003

Slizzatch 

One who is of Slizz nature.
n. Slizzatch- One Cool Bitch
v. Time to Chiblaze and Slizzatch it up!
Slizzatch by Topher February 12, 2004

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026