sound effect that is said when one exhibits exceptional precision. Often used in basketball, soccer, football, or other sports to describe a crafty pass
*Player 1 makes a hard back-cut to the basket*
*Player 2 shouts "Spling!* as he hits him on a no-look bounce pass splitting two defenders*
Originates from the recent place factory incident. Spling is a word used to describe a quizmonkey, usually found in the depths of garden centres along the beach. A spling can be purchased for around £70 from your local chin store, and usually come with a free nobshock or chinstrap.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).