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Treasury tag mixed with a slight hint of vanilla ----- Mainly used in detecting truffles and football pump adaptors, this device is of much use to the likes of Dennis Quade. This rofl merchant once became the world's leading couch runner, and ordered harlequins to protest to the actions of Christian, the ultimate circular baby in attempting to deliver aussie fresh tickets down under.
"Paul, do you have an edenhodge I can borrow to hold my papers together?"
by Jono Green February 3, 2005
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Originates from the recent place factory incident. Spling is a word used to describe a quizmonkey, usually found in the depths of garden centres along the beach. A spling can be purchased for around £70 from your local chin store, and usually come with a free nobshock or chinstrap.
Hey Chad, look at my spling!
by Jono Green February 3, 2005
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A rare disorder currently being researched at the university college of choditis. The disease is a cause of circling a tree 64 times in an attempt to lick a cavity, however, it causes inflamation of the japseye and changes magnets into corn dogs within a proximity of 12metres!
Cobra 2, airborne to departures?

SHIT, my nan fell off!!!

FUCK, I have Speedlecoup!?
by Jono Green February 3, 2005
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