Shling

A goose with a abnormally long left buttcheek commonly referred to in Mexican prayers

Oh wallah where is my shling

by xXBackyardigansfan668Xx November 29, 2018

Shling

A small to medium penis

Did you see Randy swinging his shling around at the party last night?

by blackmulan June 20, 2015

Shling

The olympic sport of shoe-flinging. Works best with rubber flip flops or loose sneakers. There are 3 main categoroes for a Shling competition: Grace, Distance, and Height, with a bonus "creative" category.

Let's go play Shling on the hill! Oh crap! My shoe got caught in the tree!

by Poochyena 50HP August 17, 2007

Shling

The action of taking a bong rip consisting of Marijuana.

The champ knows how to take a propper shling.

by John December 3, 2003

Shling

Derived from the word shlong (a penis). The word shling is an insulting term for an exceptionally small penis. The word was popularised by a former girlfriend of the amateur musician, Ted Hamer who ridiculed his ludicrously small member. Little wonder that he spent those long nights alone playing with his organ.

You call that a shlong! It's more of a shling!

by Ted Hamer June 21, 2004

Shling

When you have a tired body by nature.
A lot of tall basketball players are shling because there shouldres are hanging and they look tired.
A perfect shling body is tall, skinny and a tired looking face. Maybe a haircut that is not on point.

*Shling guy walking by*
Friend 1: 'Tht guy looks tired man, and damn he's tall.'
Friend 2: 'Shliiiiiiinnngggggg'

by EminCyyyy December 12, 2017

Shling

Very thin dick

His shling was so thin I thought it might pierce my uterus

by Geoscrewes September 29, 2019