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Splatulence
Splatulence by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011
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Splatun • salty splatune • splatulence • Spatunut • spladunk • spladunkadunk • spladunke • splagunky • splatenous • Splatin
Splaturn
Person 1:"Oh my god bro someone created splaturn in here!"
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."
Splaturn by Dream Creamer June 19, 2017
Splatula
A spatula used to scrape dried cum off of a wall. This is usually required in the bedroom of teenage boys.
Splatula by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009
william splattner
I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.
william splattner by ACRanger February 18, 2008
spladunk
When you start a fiery shit, the shit hits the water in the comode so hard, it spladunks water all over your nutsack, or vagina.
I ate taco bell 2 hours ago. I was on my way home , had to take a shit and didn't feel like stopping at a service station. I barely made it to the bathroom when my nutsack got spladunked by the most ferocious shit of my life.
spladunk by Tiderkevin January 8, 2018
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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