Splatun

Having sex while watching spongebob squarepants

Sorry bro, I’m having a splatun with your hot mother

by Smogz March 29, 2022

Splatulence

When you cum and fart at the same time

Jane thinks splatulence is sexy as fuck.

by stinkfist1979 July 26, 2011

Splaturn

Created when a shit is so explosive it leaves marks in the bowl.

Person 1:"Oh my god bro someone created splaturn in here!"
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."

by Dream Creamer June 19, 2017

Splatula

A spatula used to scrape dried cum off of a wall. This is usually required in the bedroom of teenage boys.

Son, your mom is tired of using the splatula in your room. Please masterbate in the bathroom.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009

william splattner

A massive liquid shit.

I went to the bathroom and had a long visit with William Splattner today. Shouldn't have eaten so many hot wings last night.

by ACRanger February 18, 2008

spladunk

When you start a fiery shit, the shit hits the water in the comode so hard, it spladunks water all over your nutsack, or vagina.

I ate taco bell 2 hours ago. I was on my way home , had to take a shit and didn't feel like stopping at a service station. I barely made it to the bathroom when my nutsack got spladunked by the most ferocious shit of my life.

by Tiderkevin January 8, 2018

Spatunut

Santa Claus or a person who brings presents during the holidays. Or a crazy person.

Look at that old spatunut on the roof of that house.

by chew1192 December 26, 2009