Splatin

1. A combination of Spanish and Ancient Latin.

2. A sexual term for when a man splats cum on a spanish woman's ass.

1. Quintus: Holve, Rodriguez. Quid pasas?
Rodriguez: Wtf are you saying, bro.
Quintus: Sorry, I was talking in Splatin.

2. Kiya: Hey baby, Lets get splatin all night long. Don't even pay me.
Man: Get in teh van, spanish ghetto bitch! /pervstare

by Bewbage times 69 June 13, 2011

Shame-splaining

Shaming or otherwise guilting another party for not sharing the same belief or value system as yourself in an attempt to alter their opinion. This can involve haphazard labeling, or insults of the cursory nature.

James engaged in shame-splaining by calling Pete narrow-minded for his beliefs on gun control, before expressing how gun control should work and how wrong Pete was.

by ModernMichael May 26, 2020

splainer

Using humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…

Jenny cracked me up. Her splainer about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.

by MementoMMN July 17, 2010

slatington special

when u roll a joint and wrap a blunt leaf around it

We where so ripped off of that slatington special, I banged that 300 pound legless bitch that just jumped in front of that car.

by dogs bower February 18, 2006

Post-splaining

Post-splaining- noun, gerund; when your political opinions are so brilliant, clever & flawless, posting them on all social media platforms is required so all the world can know the real truth.

I don't like it when my Facebook friends are post-splaining what I should think about the President's politics

by Mobilepreacher January 21, 2020

Nola-splaining

When someone tells you how shit you are at something, without acknowledging you’re feelings, or the fact that you don’t care about this opinion.
It’s only Nola-splaining when the opinion is in no way whatsoever constructive or useful

P1: “oh look, I made this drawing”
P2: “it’s really bad”
P1: “what? Why?”
P2: “it just... looks bad.”
P3: “god she’s Nola-splaining again.”

by Angry friend. August 20, 2019

slating

when someone addresses your negative factors to a large group of people in front of you

Mikayla: Look at Sophie, she always acts like the teachers pet to get 7As
Sophie: I know I'm a suck up, stop slating me!

by Assdhkposwwf23 April 2, 2017