splatenous 

adj- something of great size/importance

•His friends were jealous of his splatenous ass, which attracted all the ladies.

•In theory, the splatenous task allowed little time for breaks, but the team continued to procrastinate (despite it counting for 20% of their grade)

splatenous by poncho_man62 April 18, 2024

Splatingus 

(spla-ting-ous)

(A horse) that cannot griddy-up.

"omg that horse looks sick, and its fallen and cannot splatingus."

Splatingus by val!!<3 March 3, 2023