7 definitions by Dream Creamer
Person 1:"Oh my god bro someone created splaturn in here!"
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."
Person 2:"Probably should've flushed twice."
by Dream Creamer June 20, 2017
A word equivalent to a pirate's use of "a argh". Can be used to replace any word in casual conversation (noun, verb, adjective).
"Hey Spips bring me that wrench."
"Boy you're lucky I don't beat the spips out of yah."
"Be careful parking the spips."
"Boy you're lucky I don't beat the spips out of yah."
"Be careful parking the spips."
by Dream Creamer June 20, 2017
by Dream Creamer January 19, 2017
The act of straining so hard whilst shitting that you slowly weep, putting everyone else in the bathroom in an awkward situation
Person 1: Dude dont go in that bathroom I heard someone cry shitting.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
Person 2: Should we ask if he's ok?
Person 1: Naw that'd be too weird.
by Dream Creamer May 18, 2017
Person 1: Woah three black people walked into that house within the last 10 minutes.
Person 2: Might wanna call the police and report these suspicious blacktivities.
Person 2: Might wanna call the police and report these suspicious blacktivities.
by Dream Creamer July 15, 2017
Person 1: Was Tammy hanging out with spiderman last night her something?
Person 2: No that was me, I gave her yogurt ropes.
Person 2: No that was me, I gave her yogurt ropes.
by Dream Creamer February 5, 2017
Person 1: Bruh did someone spill milk on yo bed or somethin?
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.
Person 2: Naw dog, dats dat dream cream.
by Dream Creamer November 20, 2016