Splattery

To overly compliment someone else's fecal output.

Man, I know I'm the king of dumps but I wish you'd stop the splattery.

Splattery by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026

splattery hots 

Earth shaking, mind-bended, knee quaking diarrhea with a burning sensation. Similar to molten lava pouring from your anus.

After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.

splattery hots by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006

Snot Splatter 

This happens when you have a severe cold or nasal infection. Your last tissue has disintegrated, your handkerchief is a congealed lump, which should be incinerated to avoid it becoming a hazard to public health, and your nose is blocking up. There is nothing for it but to blow your nose the old-fashioned way. This consists in closing each nostril in turn, with a finger, and snorting vigorously out through the other. The product of this exercise is a snot splatter. Although snot may be a misnomer as the product is usually a mixture of snot, pus and airborne detritus that makes the faecal emissions of a diseased crow’s arse seem positively pleasant in comparison.
It can also be used as a noun to describe the sort of person whose presence makes people instinctively shrink away from them, leave the room as quickly as possible to go through a complete biological decontamination routine.

I snorted out a really noxious snot splatter yesterday; I watched it for a bit to see if it moved, I think it did.

Snot Splatter by AKACroatalin April 19, 2015

germantown splatter shot 

as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.

after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.

germantown splatter shot by ed,sarah,katy and joey September 28, 2008

wig splitter 

An ass kicker in prison. As in he'll split your wig.

Homey is a stone cold wig splitter

wig splitter by the real biffula July 24, 2019

face splatter 

It's when a male skeet a huge load over a females face

Amber couldn't see a damn thing after that awesome face splatter!

face splatter by Ldogg6700 September 29, 2013

splatter fart

synonomus to shart, a wet version of a long fart ending in swamp ass.

"I had such bad gass that I sharted. When I went to clean up I found I had splatter farted and had to toss the BVD's. Now I have swamp ass and need to shower."

splatter fart by Meierznutz September 8, 2004