Chunkmastarr's definitions

Funkmaster

He who dumpeth the most vile within a toilet is henceforth crowned The Funkmaster.

Extra points for hairy or green turds.

Run muthafuka the Funkmaster is coming!

by Chunkmastarr February 1, 2026

Pre-Load

To eat an extremely heavy dense meal and then devour massive quantities of beans and other gas-producing foods within 1-2 hours afterward, so that the Titan Dump coming is intensely pressurized, resulting in a violent and uncontrollable assault upon the toilet.

I ate six bean burritos after that T-bone steak to pre-load. That toilet's gonna die today.

by Chunkmastarr February 1, 2026

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026

Chumbler

A fat, dried out crumbly turd.

Doooooood I haven't drank any water for three days, straight chumbler every time I try to drop bombs

by Chunkmastarr January 29, 2026

Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.

Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat

by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Musty Nuts

The piquant aroma that blooms in the crotch when one sweats profusely without showering for multiple days in a row.

*Fresh stank is not yet sufficient to earn the label "musty" as the funk must percolate for a minimum of 48 hours to achieve the properly aged stank of Musty Nuts.

I worked out four times this week and haven't showered once! I bet I got some serious musty nuts goin on

by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026

Defestation

Devastation resulting from feces so vile and unstoppable it actually destroys things.

Broooooo, I laid down some serious defestation in that bathroom after those goat cheese chili sauerkraut wraps, I can hear the porcelain cracking now.

by Chunkmastarr January 27, 2026