Definitions by Chunkmastarr

Ass-sault

To consume the foods in the magical recipe below and then unleash the resulting "perfect storm" of pungent poop power upon your unsuspecting victims.

Component Food Item
The Base A large steak (heavy protein)
The Sulfur A massive side of roasted Brussels sprouts and garlic
The Catalyst 3-4 hard-boiled eggs
The Volume A side of black beans or lentils
The Finisher A large protein shake (whey isolate) and 2 dark beers

I made steak, eggs, Brussels sprouts and black beans and washed it down with a protein beer-shake, soon you fools will all experience my ass-sault

Ass-sault by Chunkmastarr April 11, 2026

Shitslap

To blast out a savage turd projectile with such vehement force it causes a slapping sound upon impact with the toilet bowl.

Never eat eggs and beef before kimchi, that's how I always get shitslaps

Shitslap by Chunkmastarr April 11, 2026

Funkmaster

He who dumpeth the most vile within a toilet is henceforth crowned The Funkmaster.

Extra points for hairy or green turds.

Run muthafuka the Funkmaster is coming!

Funkmaster by Chunkmastarr February 1, 2026

Pre-Load

To eat an extremely heavy dense meal and then devour massive quantities of beans and other gas-producing foods within 1-2 hours afterward, so that the Titan Dump coming is intensely pressurized, resulting in a violent and uncontrollable assault upon the toilet.

I ate six bean burritos after that T-bone steak to pre-load. That toilet's gonna die today.

Pre-Load by Chunkmastarr February 1, 2026

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

Turditation by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026

Chumbler

A fat, dried out crumbly turd.

Doooooood I haven't drank any water for three days, straight chumbler every time I try to drop bombs

Chumbler by Chunkmastarr January 29, 2026

Sloppy Seat

When the last person who used the toilet left behind piss, poop, or other unidentifiable substances. The less recognizable and more vaguely, eerily biological, the more points.

Bleghhh, I'm not dropping a chumbler in there, that's a Sloppy Seat

Sloppy Seat by Chunkmastarr January 28, 2026