Chunkmastarr's definitions

Fiarrhea

Diarrhea that burns savagely on the way out.

Man that goose chili gave me savage fiarrhea, I swear it burned the toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Hot Ripper

A fart that both sounds like a chainsaw and also feels "hot" coming out, heating up your pants.

The other day I blasted such a hot ripper my pants nearly ignited.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Porcelain Destroyer

Someone so skilled in the fecal arts that they are capable of shattering a toilet from the sheer power of them taking a dump in it.

I had no idea Billy was a porcelain destroyer when I invited him over to try out my Blowtorch Chili. Now I have to buy a new toilet.

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Doodoo King

Anyone who blasts the most savage, vile, titanic pile of dookie into the toilet, so vicious it forces everyone within range of its smell to bow down (mostly in a failed attempt to avoid the Stench).

I never should have let Alex eat so much broccoli, now he's the Doodoo King!

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Maestro of the Chunks

One who composes and directs songs chiefly concerned with feces.

screamin in the night when I leap on the pot
unleash the pee pee and all the poo I got
rip chunks loose from deep in my bowels
hear the hot splatter, use up all the hand towels
bless the porcelain, bless the porcelain (YES)
feel the sacred feeling of the strain, in ma chessssss
squeeze the butt blaster, now STOP FREEZE (DUMP!)
I leave behind towers of turd nugget (LUMPS!)
Behold the vile funk
I am the Maestro of the Chunks

by Chunkmastarr January 5, 2026

Steamer

A large potent fresh turd that comes out so hot it's literally steaming.

I just laid down a fat steamer in your bathroom.

by Chunkmastarr January 7, 2026