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Splatterbate 

The act of masturbating over top of your partner while simultaneously taking a shit on him or her. Bonus points awarded for completion at the same time
Man... I splatterbated all over the bitches chest.
Splatterbate by GoodeNinja November 27, 2017

Splatter-blast 

One would use this to explain how they have annihilated the toilet bowl, or to defeat an opponent so badly, they are obliterated in such a way that you simply splatter-blast them.
Holy shit, Lee. You got fucking splatter-blasted!

Goodness gracious, I just splatter-blasted the toilet, boi.

~ Finest
Splatter-blast by _finest January 8, 2018

SPLATTER BLAST 

The act of having explosive diarrhea. Can be used as a noun or verb.
Dude, Don't go into that first bathroom! Josh just SPLATTER BLASTED the whole thing!

Splatterbated 

to be killed with excessive force. I.E. A squirrel being killed with a rocket. Emphasis on biological matter being grotesquely dissasembled.
Wow, that RPG totally splatterbated that guy.
Splatterbated by Rick Stierstorfer February 5, 2004

splattercast 

Blood All over the place,
Death All over the place,
Also Known As GORE
omg, why the fuck you saw his legs off with that rusty saw? now it's a damn splattercast up in here....u better clean that shit up pronto!!!
splattercast by InFeRn0__ November 21, 2004

Splattergast 

When sitting down to pee, without noticing that the toilet lid is down and you have to go so bad that you already started letting it flow.
"I was so drunk last night that I Splattergasted myself".
Splattergast by Stpaul83 June 19, 2020