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"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.


Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"
"That chickenhead was giving me head then I pulled out, and spladow!"
spladow by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004
Words you can keep
1. Defintion seen above. Also can apply to throwing semen at any general person, place or thing.

2. To fuck up something.

3. Moted.

4. The splattering of an object.
1. Aw, watch out man I just spladowed that tuba over there...

2. Oh man, I spladowed that test yesterday!

3. P1: Dude, my ticket is right here- oh oops, I did leave it in the car...
P2: Oh, Spladow!!

4. I accidently dropped a melon yesterday and it spladowed all over the pavement.
Spladow by The Glock August 7, 2004
Related Words
"oh man....SPLADOW!"
spladow by mollypop February 28, 2005

Spladoosh 

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Spladoosh by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011
Yo I splaowed that mug in his jaw ike.
splaow by spoleze February 15, 2003

spladooshcore 

The sound of your splashback, or turd reaching splashdown as it echoes round the bathroom or toilet, as you drop kids at the pool.
I'm gonna go listen to a bit of spladooshcore. Don't wait up.

Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
spladooshcore by Grafyte December 20, 2008

Spladoosh 

The noise a really big rock makes when you throw it into water.
(Guy throws rock into lake)

"SPLADOOSH!"
Spladoosh by The Frenchman January 25, 2005
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A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
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Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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